Wish I Had A Sword Right About Now

woah

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎."

Petition to make a social status between friends and acquiantanxed... acquiantes... acquaintes.. acquaintences. Yes.

Cauz the what if you're not reeaaally friends but you sometimes enjoy convos w/ them but like you're not acquainted with them by any project or something.

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

To cleanse you of a certain Anon ask,

How did you discover Dialtown?

(a totally not egocentric ask)

I was... Scrollin t'...hru...c.ai.... and saw... object heads... mybeloved.... and then i asked... a CERTAIN friiend o mine...

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

would you rather.

Unlimited games, but no food.

Or.

Unlimited games, but no games.

Considering one is entertainment and the other is a survival necessity, I'd opt for the former.

OURRRGH I WANT THOSE NOMNOMNOMNOM

ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh fats

made chance & guest & shedletsky for my bf and 007n7 is for me because he’s my favowite 😊 yay joy

OLIVER SWIFT wOOHOO PLEAAASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

My eyes are getting excersicedmgj exerzice exercised trying to read these text but the yumzer art makes up for it

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