OLIVER SWIFT WOOHOO PLEAAASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

hi guys 3 day old tumblr baby here uhm WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THIS IS WHERE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE WERE HIDING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXTRA EXCLAMATION MARKS TO PROVE MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

Noli, I think you're putting your hatred and bitter towards the wrong guy.

kind of butt but i spent too long not to share. here is footage of noli driving himself to madness and to beef with a 10 year old

would you rather.

Unlimited games, but no food.

Or.

Unlimited games, but no games.

Considering one is entertainment and the other is a survival necessity, I'd opt for the former.

90% of gamblers or whatever lets go gambling

also eye view bc i needed to convey how cool it would look in motion

yes.... yes.... super two time looking two time...

Uhhh throws this at you

What if we started calling ppl baby in a romantic way bcz a long time ago a husband was jealous of the baby bcz the wife was paying attention to the baby so she teased him by calling him a baby with a sarcastically sweet voice but bcz the husb was so STUPIDLY tone deaf he didnt realize and played into it

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

go my shitty whiteboard comic that was supposed to be based off my killer skill issue but uh.

bonus:

Oliver: "Aww sickk! Im fully painted now!!

Karen: "You're fully painted?? I don't even have ARMS!"

Oliver: "Well atleast your head is painted?"

Karen: "I STILL CAN'T SEE."

Also, Oliver's got articulated arms! (only his right arm tho cauz i messed up on the left one) (p.s this is actually my first time working w/ clay+acrylic paint and this whole typa thang in general!)