I Wanna See A Future Gohan Fan Manga Where He Takes Up The Role Of Kami

Imagine an Isekai about someone who escapes a multiversal one man genocide of the self who has to stop the ruler of this world from continuing his massacre by befriending and fighting all manner of fun characters, only for the plot twist to be that the person who is doing multiversal genocide against themselves, isn't actually the same person, but rather the "future" son of the protagonist and then after some brutal exposition and main character death they get better and God lets them proper time travel to"fix" their son's tragic future backstory.

What about Krillin and Trunks,hmm? They killed cell too

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

Your heart

I am going on hiatus im back

Wait, are you slam-dunking LeBron, or a basketball in the game with LeBron? Also Lamborghinis are overrated. Too identifiable by the cops.

do you ever think that maybe the reason we dream is because our souls long for another plane of existence? one of suffering and hellish delights, one that only knows the depravity and desperation of a dream realm, a torture chamber of our own making, created from our yearning to suffer be shattered??????

I dream of slam-dunking LeBron and driving big Lamborghinis

Character arc.

In 2030 they'll be posting about how their new SO likes their toast and how they are so supportive of their very lightly toasted toast.

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

This is just a really toxic workplace?

Guy who's getting fired

Customer service who needs to explain that the guy you worked with is fired

The guy who gets the other guys workload, but doesn't have a clue about these people cuz they threw out the notes

The same guy two weeks later, being promised a raise, only for corporate to deny it for 6 months before they fire him for poor performance(he's doing 3 times the work without his coworkers doing anything, so his work is suffering) or he quits(happy ending)

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.

I kinda wanna see a 101 dalmatian sequel set in the modern day and the youngest De Vil , Damien De Vil is a furry, none of the family really cares until they find out his plan to make his Fursuit out of puppies. NOW they are really on board, with relatives coming out of the woodwork to help. Comfort? Auntie Crista De Vil was a school mascot. design? Sheepgoat trainer Soul De Vil the 2nd makes handmade outfits and has been waiting for the opportunity to use puppies. I would list more but I don't wanna think of more De Vil names.

Anyways. The De Vil family is very much a dysfunctional family and they don't really talk to each other, but once you start with animal cruelty they become the epitome of a family unit.