Jason Should Have Come Back To The Manor Post-lazarus Pit And Revealed Himself As Jason Todd But Not

so uhhh. yeah.

hi idk

Everyone thinks Jason wears a domino mask under his helmet for the drama of it, but the real reason is because one time he sneezed wearing the helmet and it was the worst experience of his life.

He immediately started making the most grossed out horrified noises the gang member he had tied up had ever heard, and Roy doubled over laughing, completely giving up the intimidation factor they had had going.

They ended up getting nothing out of the guy and Jason immediately went home and designed a domino so he could throw the helmet off at any given moment while still hiding his identity. Roy still laughs whenever he thinks about it

roy calls jason his wife because jason is a clean freak and their shared living spaces WILL be clean on god. jason keeps threatening to become a widow if roy doesn’t stop calling him that. and then also i think roy absentmindedly holds jason's waist sometimes. is this anything

au in which jason is adopted by catwoman instead of batman and becomes stray

jason todd being a crier is important to me somewhere fundamental right up between my heart and my lungs.

Chapters: 1/3 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd, past Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Past Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Koriand'r, (a lot of) additional past/speculated/implied relationships in author's note Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Koriand'r (DCU), Other Character Tags to Be Added, as they appear in next chapters Additional Tags: Future Fic, Crack, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Established Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Past Relationship(s), Jason Todd's Morbid Humor, Jason Todd Swears, Swearing, No Incest, Implied Sexual Content, Everyone is Bisexual, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd-centric, Roy Harper Being a Little Shit, Koriand'r being a Little Shit

Summary:

hat-trick (noun) - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.

“There’s plenty of people on two, sure,” Roy was saying. “Present company included. But three? No way.”

“Think about how many people have shared teams with them. If those other teams are anything like the Titans, someone surely has.” Kory’s tone was light, as if stating the obvious.

Jason ground his teeth and seriously considered the merits of another few hours in the supply closet.

Or: Roy, Kory and friends inflict immeasurable psychic damage upon one Jason Todd. If Jason has to hear another word about sex and his siblings uttered in the same breath, he’s gonna start shooting. Maybe himself. Anything to exit this conversation.

he looks so silly in the arsenal miniseries

i drew @cosmicpoutine's stray tim design :3c