Everyone Thinks Jason Wears A Domino Mask Under His Helmet For The Drama Of It, But The Real Reason Is

did i ever share coochie shot jason with you guys

jason todd being a crier is important to me somewhere fundamental right up between my heart and my lungs.

i love bi jason as much as the next guy but tbh gay jason just hits so hard for me.

jason reading his classic romances and subconsciously associating himself with the heroines getting swept off their feet by the dashing love interests. which could mean nothing.

most of his attempted relationships with women never get off the ground, and the 2 (ish) times they did, failure was swift and spectacular

people getting a vague impression via game of telephone that red hood is The Bad Boy Bat and, via extrapolation of that, expecting him to be Rolling In Bitches. and he simply is not. and he doesn't care to be. not even for reputational purposes.

and you know that our beloved king of emotional repression might be like hmm. kind of seems like sleeping with hot women is supposed to feel more exciting than this. guess i'm just broken. yeah that's definitely it.

like. jason todd vs internalised homophobia: battle of the century!!!!!!!

plus i want lesbian rose and gay jason to do the spiderman pointing meme

Meows

look i'm sorryyyyyyyy but....i am a sucker for "jason abandons the bats and joins the arrowfam". not even necessarily as a (romantic) jayroy thing; even if they really are just a strong platonic team-up, jason joining the arrowfam is PEAK.......

i drew @cosmicpoutine's stray tim design :3c

Chapters: 1/3 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd, past Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Past Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Koriand'r, (a lot of) additional past/speculated/implied relationships in author's note Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Koriand'r (DCU), Other Character Tags to Be Added, as they appear in next chapters Additional Tags: Future Fic, Crack, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Established Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Past Relationship(s), Jason Todd's Morbid Humor, Jason Todd Swears, Swearing, No Incest, Implied Sexual Content, Everyone is Bisexual, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd-centric, Roy Harper Being a Little Shit, Koriand'r being a Little Shit

Summary:

hat-trick (noun) - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.

“There’s plenty of people on two, sure,” Roy was saying. “Present company included. But three? No way.”

“Think about how many people have shared teams with them. If those other teams are anything like the Titans, someone surely has.” Kory’s tone was light, as if stating the obvious.

Jason ground his teeth and seriously considered the merits of another few hours in the supply closet.

Or: Roy, Kory and friends inflict immeasurable psychic damage upon one Jason Todd. If Jason has to hear another word about sex and his siblings uttered in the same breath, he’s gonna start shooting. Maybe himself. Anything to exit this conversation.