At What Point Do I Claim Her As My OC

so uhhh. yeah.

he looks so silly in the arsenal miniseries

Meows

Daily motivation

Jason Peter Todd the man that you are

Whoops, I think I got the wrong Grayson

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

i love bi jason as much as the next guy but tbh gay jason just hits so hard for me.

jason reading his classic romances and subconsciously associating himself with the heroines getting swept off their feet by the dashing love interests. which could mean nothing.

most of his attempted relationships with women never get off the ground, and the 2 (ish) times they did, failure was swift and spectacular

people getting a vague impression via game of telephone that red hood is The Bad Boy Bat and, via extrapolation of that, expecting him to be Rolling In Bitches. and he simply is not. and he doesn't care to be. not even for reputational purposes.

and you know that our beloved king of emotional repression might be like hmm. kind of seems like sleeping with hot women is supposed to feel more exciting than this. guess i'm just broken. yeah that's definitely it.

like. jason todd vs internalised homophobia: battle of the century!!!!!!!

plus i want lesbian rose and gay jason to do the spiderman pointing meme