Teens In 1848 Be Like “dni If You Read Degenerate Literature Like W/uthering H/eights”

Look at him omg

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

fuck it, team red alignment meme because i’m bored

golden rule reprise from twisted goes UNNECCESSARILY hard ngl

Part of me wonders if the season five arc is an elaborate gambit to get us to unironically cheer for the C dogs bit.

oh hello! i made a little uquiz assigning you a historical period (and maybe i call you gay)

Hey, sorry, uh... your boyfriend, he lost to vanilla extract in the latest poll. Yeah, totally submerged. Like in the tidal wave poll, yeah. He smells really nice now. Sorry.

now as you can see, baudelaihes, the incredibly deadly vipuh is actually a MISNOMEH! this snake does not have a venomous bone in its body! couldn't kill a flah! therefoh, the vipuh could NOT have killed deah uncle monty, who cleahly must have been killed by truly nefaaahrious means, isn't that right, STEFAHNO? as uncle monty's most TRUSTED assistant surely you would be AWAHE of the vipuh's proclivities?

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.