Unus Annus Really Was The Most Special Thing I’ve Ever Been A Part Of And I’m Glad I Got To Experience

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.

Chase: you okay?

Jackie: yeah, I normally spurt blood from my stomach

Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

Henrik: why are your hands purple?!

Jackie: that’s a very good question...

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

JBM: hey Marv I got you some chocolates for Valentine’s Day.

Marvin: JB, that’s like a hundred boxes of chocolate!

JBM: I panicked

Unus Annus is fuckin—

👌👌👌

Perfect

Unus Annus idea: they go horse-riding