Chase: So That’s My Plan.
Anti: Are You Alright With Constructive Criticism? I Don’t Want To Sound

Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?

Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again

Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday

Chase: I fear nothing

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.

Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government

Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up

Henrik: we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Anti: probably chase

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY BITCHES

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unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

Chase: you have to learn to love yourself

Jameson, signing: but don’t you hate yourself?

Chase: yeah but this is about you

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two