HI IM NOT A BOT DON'T SHOOT ME

series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please

DON'T BELIEVE MAINSTREAM MEDIA

WASPS ARE OUR FRIENDS

You cant spell PINES without PENIS

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

he's pregnant coded I can't explain it

we should bring back the mpreg Simon epidemic i wasn't here in 2023 so we should have a rerun

no one does it (immense psychological suffering on every possible level) quite like simon petrikov, i'm afraid

oh absolutely they live in a cave and one of them is nocturnal i think half the time they've lost track of what time of day it is and just sleep when they're tired

god forbid women with insomnia do anything smh

ATTENTION ALL TRANS WOMAN: SURVIVE 2025 AT ALL COSTS

that face

Hi Paxon, I'm a huge fan of your posts. I took these photos of what I think is a Common Potoo in Caño Negro Costa Rica. The alternative is a Great Potoo. They were taken from a distance so it was hard for me to judge their size. Thanks for your help, Rafael

THESE PICS ARE GORGEOUS!!!

Thanks for sharing one of my favorite birds (:>