>:(

Pick(axe) Your Battles >.>

Ya'll this started from a joke. Starting to see that Warlock chest piece from the Warlord's Ruin dungeon getting to be kind of popular as a reference item for Felwinter (which is correct and good the man deserves to be draped in furs) but you always see that kind of goofy climbing or ice pick that comes attached vanish. But no, I say let the man keep it he'd use it, but maybe not always for it's intended use HEH.

I definitely see Felwinter as the resourceful type that will have his standard kit that he keeps with him, sure, but will 10000% pick up a crow bar (or an ice pick, or an old steering wheel, or a fucking brick...) and fight with it if that's what's hand, and he'll freaking win with it, too.

The Nova Bomb is just insult to injury :3

Kyle: so, with this thing, did you change sex or...?

Parallax Hal: what do you mean?

Kyle: are you a man or a woman?

Parallax Hal: I am an entity

Kyle: ok, but are you Miss or Mister?

Parallax Hal: I am Your Highness

Kyle: what's in your pants?!

Parallax Hal: POWER

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Got a new fic out, this one delves into an AU that is just casually sitting in my head.

as always, read the tags before reading the fic!

what is going oon

[🚧 WIP] @makoredeyes's words about Osiris' forehead being kissable kept playing in my head on repeat 😶

Felwinter knows how to make a point

[🚧 WIP] Oh look, the baby birb has made a friend

…and he is a little shit

JOHN CONSTANTINE + CALLING BATMAN “HANDSOME” in BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS “Bound to Our Will”

+ BRUCE CALLING JOHN “PRETTY BOY”

Last frame with no text for those who asked 💜

[from here]