Selling Girl Scout Cookies At Guard Competitions Is Probably The Smartest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Someone

Have you ever just done a double 45 when stressed?

BECAUSE SURE TO HELL I HAVE!

And it’s gone over multiple fences

*sits in pile of guard flags*

I am the color guardian guardian of the color

I’m really regretting leaving my flag bag in the band hall, I want to practice and do tricks. I mean the weather is kinda shitty but whatever. Wish me luck on not breaking anything. I’ve decided to link the Insta with the Tumblr and make my life a little easier making content for both, so if you want to go follow the insta you’re more than welcome.

I’m in Color Guard and if my dad asks me if I had fun at “flag” when I get home from marching band rehearsal one more time I’m gonna have a stroke

“Put your butts down, we don’t need no Hoes in our show!”

-The choreographer

You know the party is dying when people split into

Crazy party crew

The emotional support squad

Me: Can I barrow your glove?

Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly

(puts on glove)

Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!

Band Director @ Band