If A Girl's Coochie Smells Like Tuna Fish Is That Bad For Men? Asking For A Friend 😅😐😶🤐

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The Secret Garden (1993)

Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa

First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍

Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.

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Hi So someone in my family just told me that I gained weight (( as if I didn't already know that and feel super insecure about it 🙄🙄)) and it just ruined my day tbh like my feelings are hurt and I'm mad af bc I feel fat and having it pointed out was completely unnecessary and ironically my weight gain was pointed by someone who's damn near 300 pounds. I hate people and my family really ain't shit sometimes I swear. Sorry I just needed to vent I hope you're ok with it, I'm not asking for you to solve my problem I just know you're the only nice blogger I follow. Everyone else is weird af about people venting. But yeah I'm really upset now and I was about to eat but I lost my appetite. It's a reason I gained weight, my family is basically homeless living in our car rn bc of the pandemic and fast food is all we can afford so it's not like I'm just out here being a fat bitch, I'm relatively skinny but I hate having my weight gain pointed out like wtf 😒

Oh wow, okay this is a lot to take in. I'm okay with you guys venting, as long as you understand that I'm not a therapist & I don't have the answer to every question/problem. As far as this situation goes, whoever pointed out your weight gain was incredibly rude, hypocritical & insensitive, & you have every right to be upset. No one likes having an insecurity pointed out. The next time they do that you should point out that they're on the verge of 300lbs & see how they feel (sometimes you gotta give people a taste of their own medicine for them to realize how fucked up they're being). They also need to be more self aware & realize that pointing things out like that could affect someone's mental health & cause/trigger an ED. I'm sure you're beautiful. Please remember though that it's an insecurity - insecurities are not a reflection of who you are, they are simply negative emotions, & a lot (I mean a lot) of people have gained weight during the pandemic, you're definitely not alone. Even my sister has, lol. But it looks good on her & we don't make her feel like shit for it. If they do it again, call them out on it. Keep them in check, don't let people disrespect you. Nobody asked for their opinion of your body. I'm really sorry about your living situation though, if you were to set up a GoFundMe or something I'd be happy to donate & share! All the best to you, dear! Stay safe. 💛☺️♥️

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My Oompa Loompas decided to make you a little tribute. They like you a lot.

Source: @Thesecountryroads 🌾

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Good morning, early birds! And if you're not an early bird then that must make you a night owl. Either way, good morning and good afternoon and evening to all!

I wanna show you guys some behind the scenes things around the factory, one of my personal favorite festive rooms!

Let's take a peek inside the Winter Wonderland room, shall we? This is where myself and the Oompa Loompas have our winter parties and Secret Santa giveaways!

~WINTER WONDERLAND~

This beautiful area completely changes in decor every month with transformations in amazing landscaping, water features, suspended decor from the ceiling and awe-inspiring scenes throughout. But during the holiday season is when I believe it becomes the most gorgeous. With the large glass dome atop the area, you get fantastic scenery sightings inside during the day and the area is provided with wonderful lighting for nighttime viewing as well. Because we all know that nighttime is when everything beautiful sparkles. ✨

This 8 foot long train travels around the huge Christmas tree and is surrounded by hundreds of multi-colored Poinsettias. In one of the train cars, a digital camera faces forward and can see what the train sees as it travels around the track on a nearby television monitor! One of my trusty tech Oompa Loompas thought the camera would be a magnificent addition and I couldn't agree more! Isn't that genius?

Every month, you'll have a different theme from huge flower pots and fields of daisies during the spring to an amazing Asian theme during the Chinese New Year. Any time you are fortunate enough to stop by the factory, should Covid ever go away, you will be astounded at the beauty and creativity of this unique attraction! Let's not forget the beautiful rocking horse to the left, that does indeed work! Also, this is one of our tallest Christmas trees in the factory, although it may not look tall on camera, it's actually standing close to 24 feet! That's like six Oompa Loompas stacked on top of each other, ha.

These are leafless white Christmas trees, added decor to balance out the color scheme. We were going for a snowy and colorfully-bright Santa's Workshop North Pole theme. Though half of the Oompa Loompas wanted the theme to be Polar Express, with nothing but faux snow made from powdered sugar, elves and trains everywhere. But who knows? Maybe this year we'll vote again on themes or infuse the two!

This cute Polar bear is a remote controlled animatronic that was designed specifically for the Oompa Loompas to ride around the factory on. One of their most adorable ideas to date, in my opinion.

And what would a factory be without reindeer? This is a favorite statue of mine, it was a Rudolph model but unfortunately the glowing red nose had to be removed due to overheating, which started a small fire.

Oversized ornaments for an oversized tree, nothing more.

Ah, the Nutcracker! Yes, I almost forgot. This design was requested by Santa himself (yes, Santa is real, do NOT debate me) as he and Mrs. Clause love to visit the factory during Christmas time and feast with us. It's a joyous time, really. And we make sure to put it out for them every year.

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And that, people, brings us to the end of our little virtual tour! Unless I forgot something? Nope, I don't think I did. I hope you enjoyed! I must say, this has to be one of the most fun and cozy places in the factory, mostly because we spend so much time changing and decorating it throughout the year! And Christmas happens to be my favorite time of the year. Should I ever open my factory to the public again it's definitely one of the rooms I'll include in the next tour! Maybe I'll even do a Christmas tour and show off all the beautiful decorations in the factory.

But til then, see ya on the flip side!

- Willy Wonka 🍫