“this Ship Is Not Canon” Babe, They’re Fictional Characters. They’re Not Real. They’re Literally

caitlyn's garden of violets

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Special kudos to Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd for being THE harem boy back in the height of the ROTBTD days. I swear he was shipped with everyone and it worked no matter what, that's just how good he is.

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

otnwas ch 30 for @jjackfrost <3

Aka it’s my anniversary (ish) for reading this fic and joining the hijack community 🥰

I hate when gay people gaze into eachothers eyes lovingly, but dont kiss like come on, you're HALFWAY THERE. JUST DO IT ALREADY

Hey, since this is getting attention, me and my friend have a discord server (16+!!!!!)

All it takes for a character to be interpreted as heterosexual is simply for the character to exist. A character can never kiss a member of the opposite gender, hook up with one, or show any signs of attraction and still be viewed as straight. Meanwhile, two members of the same gender can have the most intimate onscreen relationship, flirt, check each other out, show visible signs of being in love with the other, and somehow none of that is enough to even SUGGEST that they might be queer.

What a gross double standard. Sexuality is not “straight until proven otherwise” like so many believe it to be. Newsflash to all the straight normies out there, your favorite non labeled, sexuality unconfirmed character in your favorite show is NOT STRAIGHT just bc they haven’t been confirmed as queer. Use your fucking brains for once. It’s all about diving into media and picking up on subtext until that subtext suggests queerness. Then, suddenly, everyone loses their fucking ability to interpret a piece of media. Have you considered that: if all signs point to them being gay then maybe they actually really are just gay???

Hello~ first ever post lol, I'd like to share some lil' thing I wrote...

In a process of moving on from my first love 🫶...

A shadowy figure stands in a pathway made of darkness, each one of its steps is slow but steady, dragging one foot and the other...right, left, right, left... Each step carrying no weight; it's slow and continuous. Vibrant orbs emerged as it followed trailing behind, sticking itself into the shadow—the orbs weight varies some as light as air, some so heavy that it weighs down this shadowy figure. In each step time passes. The glint and shine through start to flicker and become faint. Then one by one they—drop dissapearing into fragments, disintegrating. No longer weighing our dear shadow…

Hope it's not shit lol I am sensitive to critique :p..