Special Kudos To Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The 3rd For Being THE Harem Boy Back In The Height Of The

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

Me: FUCK, Ao3 is acting up!

Wife: Oh no, go run to Tumblr!

Me: 😲👀🙎‍♂️🤔🥰😍 Wow, I love you

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

Eepy

This is available as an art print!

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)