Honestly.. This Is The Only Way I’d Ever Like Claude. If He Had PIKMIN

I see N.

but no Wally

Eat your greens!🍏

Therapy is not enough. I need to surround myself with Elizabeth Midford defenders.

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?

Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sebastian: Pardon?

Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.

Sebastian: Ah, I see.

Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fucking pardon?!

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

Bardroy, mocking: G’day for a cuppa, inn’it? Might you hav’a spot o’tea? 

Later, Bardroy: Oh god, I can stop talking in’a bri’sh accent--

Bard has a British accent because he started mocking Sebastian once and then it got stuck

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

Wait.. Ciel and Alois..

but.. as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

BALDROY-- 😂

𝐂𝐢𝐞𝐥: “𝚂𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛. 𝙶𝚘 𝚏etch 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗.”

𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: “𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝙼𝚢 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍.”

*walks over to Baldroy and rips the back of his shirt off *

𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: “𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗, 𝙼𝚢 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍.”

𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐲: “𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔.”

R!Ciel: *coughing* bRoTheR, WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT?! O!Ciel: Hey! You’re the one who caught it wrong!

Sebastian : *doing the dishes, vaguely aware the twins are throwing M&M's into each other's mouth in the other room* wait for it.

Sebastian : *hears one of them choke* I believe that's is my cue.

Me watching Netflix for hours, in the dark: