I See N.

Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?

he was fined for wreckless driving

Ciel: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k. Sebastian: No, you need soap in your mouth. Ciel: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!

Soooo, I have this thingggg..

This dadbastian and cielson overload thinggggg..

This thing that I have to cry my eyes out to find fanart for because I keep finding s*baciel.. *gag*

Tbh, I can imagine Trey doing this exact same thing. XD

Riddle, looking at Trey: I also resisted calling Ace an absolute moron.

Trey, with a third strawberry: Very good, Housewarden! *hands it to him*

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc: So, how many did you refrain from collaring today?

Riddle: Thirty two

Mc: Good for you

Mc: Here, have a strawberry

Riddle, expectantly: I've also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Mc: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Trey:

Mc: Positive reinforcement

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF MY URL AND THE FACT THIS IS HILARIOUS

Spot the difference

I am trying out Dall-E Mini again, ehehehehe

THE THIRD AND FOURTH CIEL LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING SWAG GLASSES AND I CANNOT FUNCTION-- LMFAO

Hm.. yes perfect.

I CANNOT BREATHE, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣

new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face

Ciel: Sorry, it’s not like I do it on purpose! Sheesh! For f*ck’s sake! Sebastian: DON’T USE THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN Ciel: F*CK YOU! Sebastian: THAT’S IT, NO CAKE

The bad guys that just woke up from being knocked out by Sebastian: .....um.....

Sebastian, to Ciel: My job is to protect you, and your job is to STOP MAKING IT SO GODDAMN HARD FOR ME!