Tbh, I Can Imagine Trey Doing This Exact Same Thing. XD

“Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier “

“Ah shit”

^^^^^

THIS

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

Gaylebastian part 7

Sebastian: All right, Ciel, everything’s looking good for the luncheon today. I have some real heavy hitter’s for my bull pen. I’m talking grapes the size of B-cups, a ham roast that could feed a lion pride for a calendar month. I’ve got a calzone that’s so big, it registered as a passenger in my car and the unbuckled seatbelt alarm kept going off, so I had to buckle it in and then live with the shame of looking like a calzone chauffeur

Sebastian: The one thing that isn’t complete is my pièce de résistance, the dessert: my golden-brown crusted, piping-hot, jacked-up apple pie. The only way I can achieve the crunchiest, crispiest crust is if I cook it ten minutes before company arrives. So I’m leaving it till the last minute

Ciel: Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier

Sebastian: Ah shit

Sebastian: Look, it doesn’t matter. We can’t cook this baby until ten minutes before company arrives, because I’m serving this thing PIPIN’ HOT

Ciel: Don’t you think that’s cutting it a little close?

Sebastian: I’m an adrenaline junkie, son, I need the rush, but I’ll admit these are stressful times

— the next day on the ride to school —

Ciel: So are we just not gonna talk about your luncheon—

Sebastian: My luncheon was terrific.

Ciel: You can’t be serious

Sebastian: I think my luncheon was lovely, son.

Ciel: I heard you describing it to Agni as “elegant and fun”—

Sebastian: Elegant and fun, that’s correct, which it was. Wouldn’t you say it was elegant and fun?

Ciel: Which part, when you screamed “I’m simply one hell of a host” while juggling all of our knives, or when you let forty-six of your cats swarm the dining room?

Sebastian: 

Sebastian: Both

Ciel: Also, remind me, why is the Bose player in the back seat?

Sebastian: … I need to get it repaired at media services after I drop you off

Ciel: Mhm. And how did it break?

Sebastian: The volume… somehow got… maxed out or something. I don’t really know

Ciel: Uh-huh. Might that have been from you blaring Andrea Bocelli at the maximum volume for upwards of seven minutes?

Sebastian: Oh look, it’s your school. Have a smart day, son

Ciel: Yeah, bye

i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose 

I remember laughing so dang hard at this scene when I was watching it LOL

JUST THE WAY SEBASTIAN LOOKS BACK AT HIM LIKE: “how dare you.”

My favourite scene from Campania! Sebastian’s initial confusion when Ciel pushes him off gets me every time!

me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

it’s like this post was made for my kuroshitsuji x spongebob eldritch blog

Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣

ALOIS’ EYES THO--

its very late here take this

Spongebob though.. He’s a wholesome ray of sunshine, I tell you..

I..have mixed feelings about this..

WhY aRe YoU bRinGinG CiEl To A coFFin?!

Ciel: *on Children’s day* where the hell’s my happy children’s day, you damn demon dad-mom-grandparent--

Sebastian : *on Father's day*... 🥺 nothing to say young master ? (Ciel *sigh* : gnmhappy father's day sebastian...)

Sebastian : *on Mother's day* … 🥺 young master ?

Sebastian : *on Grandparent's day*... 🥺 ?

Ciel: Are you Sebastian? Dad #1: No? Ciel: *walks over to another dad* Are you Sebastian? Dad #2: No, sorry.

Ciel, walking up to Sebastian: Are you Sebastian? Sebastian: ................................. Yes? Ciel: ...I don’t believe you. Sebastian: *under his breath* Bocchan, wtf.

Ciel : *loses Sebastian in the supermarket*

Ciel : *looks up only to see a bunch of tired white dads walking around* I guess I'm never finding him ever again....