Goblinofthewest - Nothoughtsjustvibes

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

had the urge to draw a weird skrunkly old woman so

Her name is terry and this is the expression she made when the police showed up at her door to arrest her for tax fraud. She invited them in for tea. Then she put horse tranqulizer in their tea

prev had to go to the er cos she lost a bet and had to eat 200 packets of toothpaste jelly beans

@yoki-loves-stars @the-tortured-one @surreptitious-wood-sorrel + open tag :3

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

period cramps bad enough that im praying for gunpowder tim to take them away

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

AAAAAAAHHHHHH ThE CUTIEEEEEE!!!!

:P

boarding school is crazy cos wdym it takes 7 hours and way too much screaming to get home once every two weeks

Like wdym I haven’t lived a full year at home since I was like 10

it’s great but like also crazy

Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.