My Adaptation Of The God Of Arepo Short Story, Which Was Originally Up At ShortBox Comics Fair For Charity.

He’s so me-core

jon listens to bohemian rhapsody and hears the lyrics "I don't wanna die but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" and starts sobbing

:0000000

How am I the goofiest goofster if ur still here

I'm the Second goofiest ever

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.

Dead

Every time you see this post, reblog it and add one word. I'll go first.

The

My contribution to the starter pack trend :D

Not the best, but better than shitty ai slop

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

Me, seeing TRC posts: “I need to block these tags.”

Also me, being the chaos junkie that I am: “WAIT! WHAT? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?”

I wanna take a toaster bath

Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

boarding school is crazy cos wdym it takes 7 hours and way too much screaming to get home once every two weeks

Like wdym I haven’t lived a full year at home since I was like 10

it’s great but like also crazy