Glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles

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john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?

Happy Birthday to Me...?

Haven't done laundry in like two weeks, and all my leggings are dirty😭 so, today of all days, my 20th birthday, I had to put jeans on for my 8am class. Additionally, I had an 8am class. This year is starting off great😂😂😂

Glitter is the herpes of art supplies. It spreads easily but never comes off.

My family is literally the cutest & nobody can tell me otherwise "I'm gonna blow up Max's ears! Ready?!" Like what did I just watch, I think I died of giggles and happiness.

Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart (William C. Hannan)

Why I'm Broke

I spent wayyyyyy too much money on makeup today and I was both questioning my own judgement and completely content with my decision while I was leaving the store so I guess that’s a good thing…?