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Food for Thought

Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.

“WHO’S GOT A TAMPON? I JUST GOT MY PERIOD, I will announce loudly to nobody in particular in a women’s bathroom in a San Francisco restaurant, or to a co-ed dressing room of a music festival in Prague, or to the unsuspecting gatherers in a kitchen at a party in Sydney, Munich, or Cincinnati. Invariably, across the world, I have seen and heard the rustling of female hands through backpacks and purses, until the triumphant moment when a stranger fishes one out with a kind smile. No money is ever exchanged. The unspoken universal understanding is: Today, it is my turn to take the tampon. Tomorrow, it shall be yours. There is a constant, karmic tampon circle. It also exists, I’ve found, with Kleenex, cigarettes, and ballpoint pens.”

— Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help  (via thulelohe)

Actual Texts from my Parents

Dad: "Your mom is mad because i finnished the desert while she was in the bathroom!" Mom: "I don't believe him!! I had maybe 4 bites of this huge brownie ice cream desert and when I came back, it was gone!!!!!"

Apparently it's just going to be one of those "chuck it in the fuck it bucket and try again tomorrow" kind of days

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?

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How did I actually survive before coffee was introduced to my diet like seriously someone please explain this to me

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