Ayup! Sorry I Haven’t Posted Lately! I’m Just Stressing Over Going Back To School. That Combined

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

A bit of info about me

Hi! You can call me Gl1tch, Kai or Zen! I’m nonbinary go by They/He/She. I’m bisexual and completely support anyone in the LGBTQ+ community. Black Lives Matter and you can’t change my mind. I am (obviously) a fan of Ninjago and a multi-shipper (but my OTP is Lava). I do not ship any illegal ships (pedophilia, incest etc.). If you are racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic etc. get off of my page.

Accounts:

Main: @trans-jay

Fanfics:

If it has ‘?’ next to it, it’s in the works :)

Name: His perfect match ?

Premise:

Jay and Lloyd sneak in to Borg Tower to see who Jay’s perfect match is, only to find out that it’s Kai. At the same time, a new villain is on the rise meaning that Jay has to save Ninjago and also avoid revealing his perfect match.

Ships: Plasma, Cole X Nya (Idk the ship name)

POV(s): Jay, Kai, 3rd person

Link to the fanfic on wattpad here

Okay, not a lot can make me wheeze. BUT THIS CAN HOLY SHIT I WHEEZED SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING IM COUGHING THAT HARD-

Lmao imagine if someone drew this

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hope you all have a great 2022!!

My art for ninjago oc day

The one with brown hair: Naomi

The one with blue hair: Emily

Link to original lineart here

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up