Someone: How Many Kids Do You Have?

Okay, I get distracted way too much :/

Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?

Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

HALLOWEEN PROMPT EXCHANGE

Wearing a pirate costume annoyed him, but he had to do it. For Jay. He was surprised his ghostly appearance hadn’t already gave him and the others away. But with the help of his ghost powers, he managed to steal a key and sneak away.

-*COLES POV*-

My ghostly glow covered the walls as I cautiously entered the quarters. As I was walking, I heard a creek, sending shivers throughout my body. I quickly jolted around, hoping to catch the person off guard. But there was no one. I slowly turned around thinking I could catch whoever was watching me. Again, no one.

I got tired of turning back and forth pretty quick so I simply just walked away. I walked over to the table with some weird potion on top of it. I had taken the top off of it when I heard a familiar yet weak voice.

“Cole? Is that you?”

“Jay! You’re okay!” I ran over to Jay. Once I got closer, I realised that he had an eyepatch over his eye.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I- Why are you dressed like a pirate?”

“Don’t worry about that,” I smiled at him. “Our friends are nearby. We’re gonna get you out of here.”

“Boy am I glad to see you,” his voice filled with relief as I released him from the chains around his ankle. “Cole, I’m sorry about keeping stuff from you. I should’ve told you that I-“

“And I should’ve been a better friend. Don’t worry,” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Save your strength. We can laugh about this when it’s all behind us.”

…..the Ninjago movie video game

Kinda fun but constantly having to save the city from my friends dad is just awkward

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

Okay, not a lot can make me wheeze. BUT THIS CAN HOLY SHIT I WHEEZED SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING IM COUGHING THAT HARD-

Remake of this bc why not?

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd, Naomi and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

“Ok so basically if you hurt my brother I’ll beat your fucking ass”

-Naomi Garmadon

Naomi Garmadon

Naomi is my oc. She is Lloyd’s older sister by 5 years. Her elemental power is darkness. Here’s how I imagine her to look (not fully accurate)

What she thinks of some people:

Kai: Basically siblings

Jay: Basically siblings

Cole: father friend

Zane: Nindorid Boi pog

Lloyd: BABY BOI BABY

Wu: old and cryptic (in a good way)

Misako: She abandoned Lloyd and I

Garmadon: Actual father

Harumi:

(Instead of he it’s she)

Morro: He possessed Lloyd but helped on DoTD so he kinda cool