Naomi Garmadon

Jay in a nutshell

Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅

Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen

Lloyd: Really? Name one law

Morro: Don’t kill people

Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low

Waddup! Schools been a nightmare so I haven’t been able to upload :(

Anyways, would ya’ll like me to do edit commissions? Basically, if you ask me to do an edit, I will upload the edit and tag you in it. It can be Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel or ninjago themed since I have a lot of videos and screenshots of them. It will be free too! All you have to do is ask :)

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

Okay, I get distracted way too much :/

Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?

Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Hi! I don’t want to be a mood killer but this is the only platform I feel I can talk about this on and actually have people listen.

The Willow Project is a project to sell Alaska for oil drilling. Doing so will release 287,000,000 metro tonnes of Carbon Dioxide. This will affect Global Warming as well as the animals that live there. If this project is agreed upon, it could lead to the extinction of many species and possibly humans! However, there is a petition you can sign to stop this. Please, sign the petition or share anything you can to stop the Willow Project.

-Gl1tch

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

HALLOWEEN PROMPT EXCHANGE

Wearing a pirate costume annoyed him, but he had to do it. For Jay. He was surprised his ghostly appearance hadn’t already gave him and the others away. But with the help of his ghost powers, he managed to steal a key and sneak away.

-*COLES POV*-

My ghostly glow covered the walls as I cautiously entered the quarters. As I was walking, I heard a creek, sending shivers throughout my body. I quickly jolted around, hoping to catch the person off guard. But there was no one. I slowly turned around thinking I could catch whoever was watching me. Again, no one.

I got tired of turning back and forth pretty quick so I simply just walked away. I walked over to the table with some weird potion on top of it. I had taken the top off of it when I heard a familiar yet weak voice.

“Cole? Is that you?”

“Jay! You’re okay!” I ran over to Jay. Once I got closer, I realised that he had an eyepatch over his eye.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I- Why are you dressed like a pirate?”

“Don’t worry about that,” I smiled at him. “Our friends are nearby. We’re gonna get you out of here.”

“Boy am I glad to see you,” his voice filled with relief as I released him from the chains around his ankle. “Cole, I’m sorry about keeping stuff from you. I should’ve told you that I-“

“And I should’ve been a better friend. Don’t worry,” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Save your strength. We can laugh about this when it’s all behind us.”

I’m going to try joining :) I will (probably) end up not sleeping since this is going on at 5am and (where I am) it is midnight. So, no incorrect quotes or anything for a day :D -I sometimes get stressed trying to upload :/-

The Post Plus Protest is coming! Updated Edition

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Fill out the survey on the original Post Plus post (be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS that we don’t want this). Since we mean business, it’s time to hit them where it hurts; Ad Revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as the main event of phase one.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

The protest starts by logging off on August 6th, 2021 at 12am Eastern Time (US). Here’s a quick chart to help figure out when you log out. AUGUST 6th, 2021  12 am Eastern Time (US)    4 am UTC    5 am BST/London    6 am Central Europe Time    7 am Moscow Standard Time    9:30 am Indian Standard Time    12 Noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Time    1 pm Japan Standard Time    1:30 pm Australian Central Time    2 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

  11 pm Central Time (US)   10 pm Mountain Time (US)     9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM THE START TIME!

So that means if you log off at say, 6 am Central Europe Time you’ll log back in at 6 am Central Europe Time on August 7th. We’d prefer if if there is no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs during this period.

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post, share it, and use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 and/or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media. If you’re using the mobile version, you can always leave an honest review on the app center of your choice (once again: be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!).

WHY IS POST PLUS/POST+ SO BAD?

Tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content (whether any of us want to admit it or not). Putting these kinds of contents behind patreon like paywalls is a terrible idea and the legality is NOT in the user or their subscribers favor. You can absolutely get in legal trouble for what tumblr is proposing with this new feature. There’s also the worry about the site’s (poor) security and access to Post Plus users bank information. Do you really want a site that lacks a functioning search function and whose userbase routinely get hacked to have your credit card information? No, you really don’t.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing something to combat tumblr’s impending self-inflicted demise.

ANYTHING ELSE?

There’s a time zone checker linked in a previous post if you need it and I’ll try to fix any mistakes to times as I find them. Keep an eye out for future posts closer to the protest date and the eventual phase two! Thank you ALL for your support so far.