Twst incorrect quotes #10
Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…
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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Yuu: I need my socks.
Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.
Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.
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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.
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*Another overblot happens*
Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Farewell online privacy
I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!
Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.
Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.
Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!
The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!
the RESTRICT act, meant to prevent US citizens from accessing products by foreign companies the US government deems a threat, will result in more than just tiktok being shut down. this is a serious breach of freedom and access to information people dismiss easily because tiktok is put at the forefront of it.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
Terfs can fuck 'em selves