Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Do you think professors do that thing with Ortho where they give a young student a sticker if they do a good job to motivate them
Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.
We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable. This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.
— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024
Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.
Twst quotes #02
Yuu: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Azul: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Azul: Would you like me to tutor you?
Idia: That was smooth.
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Yuu: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Vil: What’s up your ass this morning!
Malleus: *walks in* ...Hey.
Vil: Hmm… nevermind.
Yuu: WAIT NO!
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Yuu: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Jamil: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Yuu: Yes.
Jamil: I'd sleep.
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Yuu: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Eliza: I just wanna fucking marry Idia!!
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*playing twister*
Azul: Right hand red.
Kalim: *ends up on top of Jamil*
Jamil: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Yuu: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Overblot!Yuu. Just OB!Yuu brainrot
Let's say this is after chapter 7 and Malleus already overbloted so he doesn't have that much control over his magic as he did before.
Cause if he did OB!Yuu would be out almost immediately.
The way OB!yuu overblots is because they're constantly under so much stress (we all knew that tho).
They're constantly in a state where they're zoned out which is why they almost never talk and constantly helping others 'cause they want to distract themself.
That's why they don't cut off the people that have wronged them multiple times.
The reason they stay in NRC is because something's always going on and they don't have to think about their situation.
So when they're left alone for too long they start thinking.
OB!Yuu finally grasps the horrible reality of their situation when they're in Ramshackle all by themselves.
When OB!Yuu overblots they look like a mix between a circus performer and the ringleader of a circus.
Their weapon's a whip.
The blot monster behind them resembles The Horned King from "The Black Cauldron".
OB!Yuu has a vast army under them, which includes the troll-like Creeper, the hunters of Annuvin, the draconic Gwythaints, and, obviously, the Cauldron Born.
OB!Yuu would have increased strength and be able to teleport.
OB!Yuu is really cruel to all the boys (Just look at clips of The Horned King but imagine that but also with verbal abuse).
Especially Grim and Adeuce.
They practically put OB!Yuu through hell since their first day in NRC.
Since OB!Yuu doesn't have magic the blot would suck on their life force until they die.
If/when OB!Yuu is finally defeated everyone is tired and in shock.
They never knew OB!Yuu hated them so much! If at all.
Although the constant complains about the head mage and wanting to go home made sense. They had had been in Twisted Wonderland for almost a year now after all.
When OB!Yuu wakes up people try being nicer to them, especially Grim, but OB!Yuu ignores them and is openly distasteful to all of them (maybe besides Jack and Trey).
OB!Yuu skips classes to look in the library for ways home since Crowley obviously isn't doing it.
They also sleep in the library and completely stop feeding Grim since they know the boys will take care of him (plus I'm pretty sure the Mc almost never eats since they're always buying tuna for Grim).
When they can't find anything in NRC they reach out to RSA who are happy to help.
Making OB!Yuu permanently leave NRC.
RSA very quicly finds OB!Yuu a home 'cause there are simaler spells. And after finding OB!Yuu a way home they thank RSA, probably crying, and leave.
When the boys at NRC decide to finally get OB!Yuu they discover theyre gone and sadness ensues.
This is a lil demon-thingy AU I had going on in my head and nowhere else so I also never developed it to really make sense outside of my head. Just take it as "hehe cool design".
Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.
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