Same!!!!

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

Oh to be a little tumblr post making it into other websites, stealing all of their data and robbing them of their originality.

I think we should all be kinder to Hannibal Lecter I mean, how was he supposed to know if you girlboss too hard all the evidence would stack up and make his crush eligible for the death penalty

I fucking crippled the bard.

I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

Gonna avoid some of this hellsite until i see the mario for risk of spoilers.

what the fuck is this monstrosity

maybe I am a slut for this trope but i really wish felix and marinette kept dancing after she figured out it was him and not adrien. each one keeps trying to pull away only to be spun around or dipped by the other (furiously) because you aren’t getting away that easy. (what did you do with adrien? the miraculous?) (and what business do you have with those, marinette?)

reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”

Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.