Reactions To Me Telling People What I’m Going To Do In College

Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

I actually drove a car for the first time at twelve, i was just as bad as Percy, but luckily i was in rural canada.

My toxic trait is believing that at twelve I could have driven better than Percy.

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

I had a dream where me and my dad wanted to recreate endgame (like just the two of us for EVERY CHARACTER), because of how much we hated it (the ending). And while we were setting up camera’s, like fucking professional ass film crew stuff, I spotted something outside, and went to chase it, when I got outside I saw four cats sitting neatly in a row, staring at me and my dad. The one on the far right had the longest face ever, the one to the left of it, was basically a floating ball of dust with two piercing yellow eyes, the furtherest on the left was innocent looking tabby cat, and the one to the right of that was a scrawny looking hairless cat. We chased them away, and that’s when I woke up.

"Why're you so tired?!"

Tumblr added a shiny new button and I HAVE to press it. You wouldn't understand.

YES!!!!!!!! That would be perfect!

I’m sorry, but if at the end of Bridgerton S3 doesn’t have Pen and Colin hosting a masquerade ball and Benedict dancing with a woman in silver and her running away at the end of the episode and her butler/maid friend asks her; “Everything alright, Miss Beckett?” and then the episode cuts to black. I. Will. Riot.

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

The JoJo's series as Penguin Classics.

Link here.

This was so much fun making these, ngl.

WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!

LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!