please I just want my childhood heroes back pleeeeeeeeeeeese
“they don’t do muppet movies anymore bc they’re not popular enough to be profitable—“ america loves the muppets!!!!! they’re our lil darlings!!!!!!!! stop pretending no one knows them anymore and start actually letting them be our felted celebrities again!! put miss piggy back on cooking shows / a special w martha stewart. have a talk show host interview kermit like joan rivers did. adapt a popular literary classic w the muppets and one (1) main human. let them make cameos. start acting like they’re REAL again bc in our hearts they ARE
A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time
big day for shoot from the hip fans
thought about dressing up for "Clarissa's DIY wedding" but realized the stained p.e shirt from middle school and neon pink basketball shorts are exactly the vibe I go for in most DIY projects so I'm just committed to the bit
I will be telling my children and grandchildren about this saga I stg
i don’t really know how to edit videos but i have adobe premiere and a dream. @rpftourney thank you for your service it’s been real
what a time to be alive
The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in
first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase
I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.
guys help every time someone mentions merlin everyone else is thinking of an old man with a beard while I'm thinking of a twink
BBC Merlin has ruined the Arthurian legends for me. Every time I hear King Arthur and Merlin I will automatically picture Bradley James and Colin Morgan.
when will my gay dads return from the war
everyday i wake up expecting wdapteo in my notifs and everyday im HUMILIATED
yeah no, cool cool yeah, awesome, amazing even...
More GIFs because Luke and Tom's chemistry in this was something else
HANDS!!
"PAUSE!!" Bonus:
if you get the reference you're cool :) she/her | 22 | please be nice to me
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