When Will My Gay Dads Return From The War

in my mind he's in witness protection

You know when a fandom just straight up ignores a character’s death so in every fic that character is alive?

I was literally reading The Return of King and thought “is still Thorin the king of Erebor?” and found it weird that it was not mentioned in the books- it took me several minutes to actually remember the ending of The Hobbit because I was too busy trying to remember if Fili’s coronation was mentioned anywhere… am I going insane

thought about dressing up for "Clarissa's DIY wedding" but realized the stained p.e shirt from middle school and neon pink basketball shorts are exactly the vibe I go for in most DIY projects so I'm just committed to the bit

yeah no, cool cool yeah, awesome, amazing even...

More GIFs because Luke and Tom's chemistry in this was something else

HANDS!!

"PAUSE!!" Bonus:

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

guys help every time someone mentions merlin everyone else is thinking of an old man with a beard while I'm thinking of a twink

BBC Merlin has ruined the Arthurian legends for me. Every time I hear King Arthur and Merlin I will automatically picture Bradley James and Colin Morgan.

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

genuinely loosing my mind I can't believe they announced it like THIS

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them

youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy

the temptation to do this despite class literally being canceled bcs of the cold is too great

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down