Yeah You Could Say I’m Doing Numbers On Tumblr. And That Numbers? One

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

Asking my older brother if I could try weed with him. Im all confused when he pulls me into his lap and takes a big hit. He then kisses me, shoving his tongue into my mouth while blowing all of the smoke into my lungs. Is weed supposed to make my boy cunt all drippy?

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

Owners make sure to remember!

Puppies have sensitive noses for a reason! They love it when you grab a fistful of their hair and shove them into your crotch. They're sure to be nice and pliant after having been so thoroughly overwhelmed with your scent.

Make sure to experiment with shoving your puppies muzzle into other spots as well!~

I need to be fucked in a 90s grunge kinda primal way

reblog to blow up a transphobe

Your older brother fucking you into the mattress while your parents are home. Your bro tries to cover your mouth with his hand, you can’t stop whimpering and moaning as he stuffs your boycunt with his cock.

“Gonna let mom and dad know how much of a big slut you are?“

“Letting them hear how much you love your brother’s cock, yeah?”