Asking My Older Brother If I Could Try Weed With Him. Im All Confused When He Pulls Me Into His Lap And

we should be more obsessed with shotgunning weed and making out

my band is actually a bunch of horny freaks too. i’ve hooked up with the bassist and the singer. and i know the drummer has been around too. the day i bring a pretty little thing to our practice and we all ruin them is the day my life is complete

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ACTIAL GOALS HELLO

you get on kink tumblr and what they don’t tell you is it’s an infinite number of trans puppy dogs all crowded in here like it’s a clown car

taking my t-shot soon and it’s such a shame I don’t have an older brother with me rn to help with the hornieness after :(

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I've heard they make people feel like they're in heat.

An absolute tragedy.

Owners make sure to remember!

Puppies have sensitive noses for a reason! They love it when you grab a fistful of their hair and shove them into your crotch. They're sure to be nice and pliant after having been so thoroughly overwhelmed with your scent.

Make sure to experiment with shoving your puppies muzzle into other spots as well!~

"who's my good boy?" "cmon, use your words, baby" while forcing eye contact...gdbfjwuf

fucking you in the bathroom after taking you to a punk show . i convinced you to go in the pit your first time to wear you down . you came out sweaty and bruised with a busted lip ,, perfect . tugging on your slicked back hair , teasing your bruises , and biting on your lip causing you to whimper in pain . you may already be tired but just wait till im done with you .

Hypnotic pink frilly panties that turn anyone who wears them into a brainless giggly bimbo doll

Big bro who’s so so stoned and all fucked out of it in his room. Little brother who fucks his bigs brother cunt while he’s too stoned to really notice, just talkin about random shit. And little brother who whimpers and whines when he fucks him, trying to pay attention to what his big brother is rambling on about.

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry