Call Me A Blunt The Way I Should Be Passed Around By A Bunch Of Alternative Women

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

"Get me a collar." "Collar me, please." "I want a collar..."

Well, I got you a collar. And, you're crying? What? You don't like it? Is this not what you had meant?

*Shocks you again*

Say thank you.

"aww look, he's so hiiigh. poor thing. no thoughts left in that pretty empty head, hmm? ha, your eyes are so glazed. but that's okay, we know you can do it. take another hit for me. thaaaat's it. good boy."

😵‍💫💖💖💖

wish someone would let me sleepily suck them off while petting my hair and cooing at me

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

Bro. You know what needs to be talked about more? Big subby pups. Big ol' hairy gamer boys? That's just a big dog. "But he's stronger than me I ca-" Train him. After you get it through his fuzzy head that you're his owner, you won't need to worry about trying to manhandle him. Even if he's an overthinker or smart boy, 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙢. Fuck him so dumb his puppy brain shuts off. Knowing you have that kind of power over a big mutt is euphoric. And it's adorable to watch a puppy hang on every word you say and be an obedient boy for his master. It's really a win win! He gets to relax and have a purpose, and you get the pleasure and power!

little brother who doesn't wanna look like a baby in front of his big brother so he doesn't cry while big bro rapes him as hard as he wants