" I've got troubled thoughts --
and the self esteem to match. "
" I wanna put, like-- I wanna-- I wanna make, like...this one, t' like-- I wanna make it a different sound, y'know what I mean ? and then I can, like, press it. "
" -- like your mom. "
" ...fuck off. "
random, unhinged dialogue ⌠sentence starters
âYou ever think about frogs?â
âI laugh like a Batman villain.â
âI want to ride a capybara into battle.â
âRehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.â
âI want to punch someone under the full moon.â
âI will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.â
âWe could be mortal enemies, but youâre a coward.â
âI want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.â
âI wish I could fly. Or at least, like⌠menacingly hover.â
âI just had a weekâs worth of sodium and I crave more.â
âMy body is at war with itself, and Iâm leading the charge.â
âIâm going into the woods to scream. Whoâs coming with me?â
âI donât want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.â
âI want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.â
âIâve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.â
âI wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.â
âIt tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.â
âI just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.â
âYeah, Iâm having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.â
âIf you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.â
âI had higher expectations once, too. Iâve since handed them down to the devil.â
âIf I am awake, then Iâm in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.â
âWeâre out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.â
âClothes are a social construct. Iâm stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.â
âAm I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.â
âI accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now⌠like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.â
WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
Whatâs the lie your character says most often?
How loosely or strictly do they use the word âfriendâ?
How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
Whatâs a hobby they used to have that they miss?
Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
Whatâs their favorite [insert anything] that theyâve never recommended to anyone before?
What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
How loose is their use of the phrase âI love youâ?
Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
Whatâs something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
When do they fake a smile? How often?
How do they put out a candle?
Whatâs the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when theyâre alone?
What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
What would they do if stuck in a room with the person theyâve been avoiding?
Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but donât like the person?
What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesnât / donât even remember?
Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
What subject / topic do they know a lot about thatâs completely useless to the direct plot?
How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
Whatâs the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
How do they respond when someone doesnât believe them?
When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when itâs personal versus when itâs professional?
When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
How do they greet someone they like / love?
What is the smallest, morally questionable choice theyâve made?
Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
Whatâs a secret they havenât told serious romantic partners and donât plan to tell?
What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
Whatâs something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
Are they a listener or a talker? If theyâre a listener, what makes them talk? If theyâre a talker, what makes them listen?
Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
Who would they say âyesâ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didnât want to do?
Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally donât agree with?
Whatâs a phrase they say a lot?
Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
Who would / do they believe without question?
Whatâs their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
Whatâs something theyâre expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
If theyâre scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
Whatâs a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
Can you do some frutiger aero pngs?
Here you go! I hope you like them! Tysm for the request đ
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Fuck you. You'll take what we give you. "
Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.
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