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random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters

“You ever think about frogs?”

“I laugh like a Batman villain.”

“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”

“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”

“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”

“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”

“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”

“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”

“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”

“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”

“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”

“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”

“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”

“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”

“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”

“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”

“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”

“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”

“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”

“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”

“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”

“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”

“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”

“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”

“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”

“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”

Can you do some frutiger aero pngs?

Here you go! I hope you like them! Tysm for the request 💓

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

NF — Therapy Session Album  {Sentence Starters}

“This is all I do.”

“I’m not lying to you here.”

“This wasn’t part of my plan.”

“What’s wrong with you… hey?“

“We needed you. I needed you.”

“I’m back, did anyone miss me?“

“They should be running from me.”

“I don’t know what you expect here.”

“I’ll call you when I need you, again.”

“I don’t… I don’t know if I can do this.”

“I mean, what do you expect from me?“

“Joy, when was the last time we had it?“

“You told me you would be there for me.”

“Well, you need to get some new friends.”

“I am competitive… always been that way.”

“You got me thinking things I never used to.”

“I let you see what it’s like to be in my head.”

“Yeah, I know it sounds funny, but it’s real life.”

“I guess I was scared to see how you reacted.”

“When I leave the stage, they never forget me.”

“I wish you didn’t say things that you don’t mean.”

“Who am I kidding? You probably ain’t hearing this.”

“Apologies don’t mean a thing if you don’t ever fix it.”

“Why do I feel like I lost something that I never had?“

“I just wanna know if you feel what I’m feeling, baby.”

“Don’t tell me you fine, ‘cause I know that you’re not.”

“I have been at this for years, this didn’t fall on my lap.”

“Pictures don’t change, just the people inside of them do.”

“Some people say nobody’s perfect but expect perfection.”

“Why would you leave us? Why would you leave us here?“

“But, I was immature, I guess I had to learn some lessons.”

“Didn’t wanna leave, but this dream’s calling, I had to do it.”

“And hurting you was not a part of my plan or my intentions.”

“You say you’re proud of me, but you don’t know me that well.”

“I got no interest in talking to people that I know are two-faced.”

“I promise if that is the case, then that is what you’re gonna get.”

“You should have been there for us… you should have been here.“

“You won’t be there, you know? You won’t be there for any of that.“

“I do not know who your dentist is, but he should clean out your mouth.”

“Whoever told you that life would be easy, I promise that person was lying to you.”

“I guess that your definition of violence and mine is something that we look at differently.”

“And, if you want somebody to tell you everything that you want to hear, I won’t be any help.”

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