This sounds like a old cartoon
You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.
Noah Schnapp coming out: well I'm gay.
His family: we know
His friends: we know
Stranger Things fans: we know
People who just watched 5 seconds of him being Will in Stranger Things: we know
Noah: so I was the last to know
Everyone: yes
If you ever think that your memory is bad. I once had to look up how to find the are of a rectangle but I have a playlist with all of my liked songs on Spotify and within the first 10 seconds I can identify what the song is.
Who told Kevin Flynn about 9/11. Did he die not knowing about 9/11 or was there a scene we missed where Sam explained it to him
i mean theyre not wrong-
You think you can hurt me? My favorite character in the TRON franchise is Tron.
Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out
Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder
Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase
Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk
My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing
Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.
Why are older people like this
Phineas and Ferb
4 seasons
136 episodes
11 and a half movies
From 2007 to 2014
My entire childhood
IS BACKKKKK
No I AM a child taking a test so I can get a decent score so I can pass my classes
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
GUYS GUYS
HE'S ALIVE
JOE'S OKAY
Also cool pfp
You know what's better people with swords on dragons.
And when I mean people I say me
I really want a dragon and a sword
women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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