Tim: Oh yeah, Bruce was totally gonna kill Joker. But he did this while thing where right after you died he became the ambassador of Iran or something, so B killing him would've made it an international incident, so Clark stopped him.
Jason, who didn't even say anything to prompt this:
Jason: What the fuck? Can he even- The ambassador of Iran? What the fuck?
late night/early morning stakeout
Thank you for sharing this masterpiece 😂😂😂 it’s fantastic
I think we can all agree that this is the theme song for the batfamily
"He slipped"
Batman (1940) issue 424
Losing my mind but the prospect of Damian being so otherworldly beautiful and thriving at the face of catastrophe is so tragic to me idk why.
Like oouuughhhhh little boy how does it feel to look like the moon and the stars before you implode and your stardust gave birth to a new constellation???
Like baby boy my baby why are you the sole hope for humanity to exist and the key for peace and co-existence?? Little Damian did you know that your hands are the gentlest in the future where that would cost you?
How are you the embodiment of horror and all that is bad yet the symbolism of love itself?
Why are you in hell and looking up to heaven while cradling creatures of the fiery pits? What do you mean you found a companion in the shape of something you don't even know while laying in the midst of bloodshed of your own doing??
You are cruel yet so, so kind. You look at something so grotesque and decide to cradle its face with tenderness and care. You look at something so unlovable and decide to love it first.
Damian al-Ghul Wayne why are you so tragically beautiful when you're not supposed to?
I have no context and I am desperate to know what led to Batman using a flamingo as a weapon
Batman: my real kids could beat my ass any day
God this makes me so sad, I love it
Ghost Jason and Dickiebird - featuring ghost!jason vs. hallucination!jason, the power of chilidogs, and dick confronting the robins about their secret meeting.
Part 4 | Part 5 of Ghost Jason Series
The adrenaline is wearing off and now I feel sick. Fuck
Oh shit a pipe burst and my house is flooded. Shiiiiiiit
People keep wanting to do horny shit re: vigilantes and their gloves. Lick a sewer pipe.
vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?
12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??
bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…
a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared