Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!
Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.
Jason: When did you try prison food?!
Dick: When I was 8.
Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.
Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.
Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?
Dick: Orphanages were full.
Everyone:
Jason: The hell?
Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.
Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.
Dick: I can. Now get down here.
Damian: Fine.
Canon accepted
I have so many sounds perfect for them I am slowly making my way through them all.
Here have something silly! Steph crashing at Tim’s boat after a hard night of work, and Tim kind of forgot Bernard was also there 🤭
IThe Waynes Profiles
1 - The butts match
1.5 - The butts match
2 - Tim Drake, CEO of Wayne Enterprises, is told he needs to be “more professional” on Twitter. He disagrees and choses chaos instead
3 - Confession time
4 - Batman has a sugar daddy?
5 - Tim Drake-Wayne/Sleep , 20k words, slowburn, angst, enemies to lovers
6 - Batkids tweet highlights
7 - Red Hood and Arsenal
8 - Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson-Wayne and Jason Todd-Wayne read your thirst tweets
9 - Duke gets verified!!!
10 - How Damian deals with online hate
11 - Private Account tweet highlights
12 - Batkids tweet highlights 2
13 - The Wayne’s decide to be chaotic on Twitter
14 - Bullying Lex Luthor, a family bonding experience
15 - Batkids tweet highlights 3
16 - Private account tweet highlights 2
17 - Love triangles are OUT, time for a love square
18 - Wayne kids being gay on twitter
19 - The Wayne kids interactions with Gotham’s rogues
20 - Human Disaster Tim Drake-Wayne
21 - Bats and friends
22 - Human Disaster Dick Grayson-Wayne
23 - Siblings, am I right?
24 - Human Disaster Stephanie Brown
25 - Human Disaster Cassandra Wayne
26 - So about that coffin
27 - Human Disaster Duke Thomas
28 - Human Disaster Bruce Wayne
29 - Human Disaster Damian Wayne
30 - Human Disaster Jason Wayne
31 - Disaster Family: The Waynes
32 - The Bats are ever so slightly unhinged (lie)
33 - Manors haunted.
34 - Broose
35 - The Waynes really just say things
36 - This is me admitting defeat. I cannot keep on thinking of names of chapters.
37 - The (older) batkids have nailed this social media thing if you ask me
38 - Dickie, are you okay?
39 - The struggles of being a (really rich) single parent
40 - *Squints at writing on palm* The Wames everybody!
41 - These are Bruce’s ‘babies’ btw
42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?
43 - *chuckling awkwardly* uh what
44 - the waynes are suffering but not really
45 - this is so healthy of them… also, the wayne’s are a category on twitter??
46 - Bruce and his exes
47 - Exposing Tim Drake-Wayne
48 - The Bats are doing fine, why do you ask?
49 - Dickie’s getting old
50 - Red Hood The Vigilante?? I Think?? - coming soon :)
why do I suddenly want to write a 20 chapter fic....
The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way
I think jason should get to wear skimpy provocative clothes as a treat.
Reclamation of his bodily autonomy via his sexuality and sensuality.
Leather pants that hug his thighs, crop tops that show his bellybutton (with piercing maybe!!) and necklines that show his cleavage. Makeup too. Glossy plump lips and smokey eyeliner.
Finding yourself attractive is powerful as fuck and he deserves that
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I AM SO SORRY, BUT I WAS READING THE ASK, and my brain went just, oh, okay, Roy Harper--
*screaming*
Tim learned on a simulator because no one was there to teach him.
I have thoughts that he did lots of things on simulators. Like he simulated conversations with his dad, telling him all about Robin. He simulated watching movies with Dick. He simulated playing chess games with Bruce.
Tim used the simulator as a tool for social interaction with people who weren’t there.
And the simulator taught him how to drive. :-/
i don't usually ship those two but this is cute. Maybe an idea for the future
I love a teen Jason who has a big fat crush on Dick. He sees him and he can't help to feel all nervous and shit, because Dick is just beautiful in every aspect like that. Dick sometimes is a jerk, but he also understands why and can't really blame him, but then Dick is really nice and sweet with him and oh, Jason is so helpless. Jason waits for the next time they'll meet with excitment, because Dick cares for him, because Dick knows how to stop him but also knows how to let him fly. And then he dies. And then he comes back.
He thinks he's already past all that, you know, being all sad and angry at Bruce, at the world, doesn't really give him space to think about anything else. He lives with that, because even if he had the time to give it a thought, he knows he'll never get to anything. And then he sees him again.
He has shorter hair, he is just a little bit taller than what he remembers, but Jason is also taller than him. He's wearing a tight black with blue suit, and his smile even in risky situations is still there, perfect and beautiful as ever. He looks more composed, much more mature but his voice and laugh is a jovial as it used to. He moves in control and grace, with freedom that only the experience grants only a few.
Then they meet eyes.
And God, Jason is so fucking helpless.
So happy to be done with another ye olde af WIP.
Meme reference under cut
Anyway if you guys get pissy at Jason for being a drug dealer in utrh, I know you have no genuine working knowledge of addiction and I think you should die and I am not joking.
People die from quitting cold turkey. Lots of addicts are self medicating because the healthcare system has failed them. Stopping the drug trade completely would be not only completely ineffectual (Jason's entire philosophy is that crime can't be ended only controlled and he is completely right) but it would also cause so many more problems than it would fix. Especially because in a place like Gotham there is little to no support for these people, except maybe Leslie's clinic, which is already understaffed and overfilled and is still only a hospital. It's not a rehab, and it's not a pharmacy. They can't give you prescriptions for free, especially painkillers, stimulants, and antidepressants.
Please take 10 seconds to actually think about the issues you're talking about before you post an incorrect quotes or "gotcha!" Where you say that Jason actually doesn't care about his community and is just as bad as Black Mask or whatever because *checks notes* he's realistic about crime reduction.
I'm just imagining the Batfam doing this with Cass for shits and giggles
Lighter than a butterfly...