Okay, I Finished Reading New Moon And It’s Official: I No Longer Hate Jacob.

Glad to see someone else agree with me, he REPEATEDLY WENT AGAINST WHAT SHE ASKED FOR. Even though she still loved him, she chose Edward from the beginning, and he never respected that choice.

It doesn’t matter what anyone says about Edward, Jacob SA-ed Bella so I’ll never be Team Jacob

Im able to visualise this so clearly. Thanks

the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 1

So… we all agree that Alice Cullen was goth in the 80s, right??

I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

I also think that he WANTED to do that, but he knew that Bella wouldn’t want that or like that due to her (very justifiable) aversion to marriage, so he did what he did.

i am so in between whether or not i like how edward proposed lmao like on the one hand i refuse to believe edward would not be setting out roses and a romantic dinner before doing so BUT ALSO when it came to the whole "i can't stay away from you anymore" identity crisis he had in twilight it makes perfect sense. while he might have good self-control to not eat bella that is the only place he is not the most impulsive teenager i have ever read

I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭

« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »

« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »

And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!

Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊

Emmett, my man lol

I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.

The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???

What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!

Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.

WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????

Head cannoning that Alice Cullen absolutely adores listening to Björk