@junebugzjuniperr Hey Look At This

A furry cat girl. Wonder why others don’t make their cat girls all fuzzy. Are they genetically altered so they are low on hair? Who knows! Aesthetic is a choice.

My beautiful muse having a generally bad time

He’s handsome, old, not real and still grieving his: dead girlfriend, his situationship and his hairline. Exactly my type. 👍

(Here is the unedited version and the reference I used)

Isaac Clarke is a pretty chill guy. Duh. He goes around having mild panic attacks rather than full blown meltdowns. (Pretty unhealthy.) 

Nicole probably called him the sweetest of nicknames, called him ‘my love’, ‘my dear’, ‘the light of my life’ while Isaac would say ‘dude’ after getting married with 2 kids. 

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a pocket Isaac. Just, a pocket Isaac. He could stump on flies and small insects and shoot down flys and mosquitos.

I wish I could complete hardcore mode on dead space 2 but good god I barely managed to finish it on normal. Perhaps one day I’ll get the foam finger. One day…

There’s like five people that love Isaac the same way I do I want to hear Your opinions on him. Why is he your favorite?

The best 3 inches of my life 🤘

El isaac clarke fr una escultura ahi para rezarle

A sculpture for Isaac so i can pray to him

I am just equally surprised and disappointed at the lack of horny creativity within the DMC fandom. Of all the dark, forbidden, weird, or "taboo" kinks they could've latched onto an unfortunate amount chose incest?

There's so many demons that any of these characters could be getting railed and having their guts rearranged by. There is no shortage of canon material that can be used to set up gang bangs, egg laying, tentacles, knife play, sex pollen, restraints, impact play, choking, electrocution, vore, body modification, hypnosis, guro, the list goes on and yet.

AND YET a weird amount of you decided where you will start and end is with incest. The worst one. Not even a remotely interesting but still horrible thing to frame as a kink. The most obvious basic bitch choice to make when it comes to the cast roster, because the people who ship it in this fandom don't know how to depict literally any dynamic that don't involve 2 white men.

And you are telling me right fucking now, because of this, it's impossible to find a single fic of Dante getting fucked by Berial? BERIAL?

THIS THING?!?!?!?!?

I can't find fic of Dante getting fucked by this thing cause y'all want to be the basic bitch fonky ass ugly ass white fujoshi kind of nasty?!?! How is the bar in hell and you've managed to get shovels?!?!??! I SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOU PEOPLE!!!!

This my OC. Her name is Sofie and she’s a psychopath. Yes, tragic past and dead parents. The whole thing. Her look of distaste attracts pathetic, insecure people.

(Ignore the girly clinging to him)

I never played dead space 3. Not planning to anyway, but that game makes Isaac appear miserable for free, which: hot and also very funny. Like in DS2 he looks pissed off, more annoyed at the carnage than anything and he does sound half bored or angry rather than, you know, scared.

Props to him for saving his trauma for later. Couldn't be me.

Here are some Isaac’s! Isaac’ses? Isaacs’s… idk…. 

Picture of example. 

My drawings:

that’s not the same man 😭😭😭😔😔 I gave him plastic surgery wtf

in the first picture he he looks high. He looks like he would not stand straight. He looks like he’d walk off a car crash and then die from stumbling on a banana peal I’m shaking omg

I find the word ‘Core’ used in fanfics so funny. 

Hell yeah they are fingering my core, they got a nuclear science degree and they are putting it to good use.

Pussy as powerful as a nuclear power plant