The Best 3 Inches Of My Life 🤘

one way or another someone’s guts where going to get rearranged. However Isaac did not take into account that the meaning could be taken literally.

hi chat

My beautiful muse having a generally bad time

He’s handsome, old, not real and still grieving his: dead girlfriend, his situationship and his hairline. Exactly my type. 👍

(Here is the unedited version and the reference I used)

@dollivication

Literally you. Like— you’re so cool dolli!!!‼️‼️‼️

I’m going to cry I want the Isaac Clarke Fortnite skin 🥺🥺😔

Who thought it was a good idea to make 12 dollars? Why was it not in the store?!??!??!?!!?!🦅🫸🦅🦅🦅😫

I find the word ‘Core’ used in fanfics so funny. 

Hell yeah they are fingering my core, they got a nuclear science degree and they are putting it to good use.

Pussy as powerful as a nuclear power plant

Lmao he would probably be like— he stops mid thrust when he hears a TikTok audio that’s more overused than salt on food. “… what are you doing…? 🥺 why are you ignoring me?” And promptly throw the phone away so he can crush his dear ADHD, autism, neurodivergent, lgbtq, latam, 2006 Honda civic, Darling with his weight. Also he would have an account in instagram just for cute stuff and another one in twitter for guns. Does he know how to use either social media? No.

i have ADHD so sometimes I just suddenly lose interest before I can get myself off and I can't help but think how funny it would be if that happened with Leon, y'know like he's going to town and then I grab my phone and he's just like "I'm pounding you and you're watching tiktoks???"

THSIS IS NAKING ME FUCKIGN SOB BECAUSE I CAN RELATE…. i was touching myself once and i started thinking about my tomodachi life island LMFAOOOOOOERJJFGGH….

leon would actually be flabbergasted… especially if you were moaning in the first bit… ego RUINED i fear your phone would get tossed and he’d try fucking you harder to get u 2 focus on him… he’d get pretty butthurt don’t mind him LMFOA (＞人＜;)

Pinterest do be really putting on the most, huh? Found this there. The first one is a cheesecake and you know, the triangle with cheese is a pizza. Duh.

all in all I did good.

I need a gf just to talk about weird, freaky things and maybe have very deep, emotional bonds with is that too much to ask? 🥺

Isaac Clarke is a baby girl

first reason: because i say so

Second reason: trust me :)

I did this and for the life of me i cant draw his face right. It's hard okay? But im harder (im ovulating)

new general design for YN? (Kind off.)

I’m going to assume every one has at least more than two(2) bones inside of them and I think this (a skeleton) would solve the all long time dilemma of YN or your name or reader or self insert’s appearance.

sure not everyone has two arms or all fingers and some are missing parts of their calcium-full structure, but this could be a general thing.