Lmao He Would Probably Be Like— He Stops Mid Thrust When He Hears A TikTok Audio That’s More Overused

Lmao he would probably be like— he stops mid thrust when he hears a TikTok audio that’s more overused than salt on food. “… what are you doing…? 🥺 why are you ignoring me?” And promptly throw the phone away so he can crush his dear ADHD, autism, neurodivergent, lgbtq, latam, 2006 Honda civic, Darling with his weight. Also he would have an account in instagram just for cute stuff and another one in twitter for guns. Does he know how to use either social media? No.

i have ADHD so sometimes I just suddenly lose interest before I can get myself off and I can't help but think how funny it would be if that happened with Leon, y'know like he's going to town and then I grab my phone and he's just like "I'm pounding you and you're watching tiktoks???"

THSIS IS NAKING ME FUCKIGN SOB BECAUSE I CAN RELATE…. i was touching myself once and i started thinking about my tomodachi life island LMFAOOOOOOERJJFGGH….

leon would actually be flabbergasted… especially if you were moaning in the first bit… ego RUINED i fear your phone would get tossed and he’d try fucking you harder to get u 2 focus on him… he’d get pretty butthurt don’t mind him LMFOA (>人<;)

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4 months ago

Biker Isaac! 

Biker Isaac! 

What’s better than a middle aged man in a skin tight suit murdering hordes of alien zombies? A middle aged man in a skin tight suit riding a bike while murdering hordes of earth zombies! (Idk)

(Reference pictures used. I found them on Pinterest, not sure who took them.)

Biker Isaac! 
Biker Isaac! 
Biker Isaac! 

(None of the pictures are mine)


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5 months ago

Following this train of thought:

Apart from Isaac’s being quite a ‘go with the flow kind of guy’ he’s also a Traumatized man that probably has 5 panic attacks every 3.3 seconds when he’s not with the people he loves and if he doesn’t see his darling he’ll kill people. (He will cry without his wifey)

Also he must have had many roommates while he was in university and he can’t sleep in a room alone. 

I’m literally making shit up, but isn’t that just normal fiction? 

Isaac Clarke is a pretty chill guy. Duh. He goes around having mild panic attacks rather than full blown meltdowns. (Pretty unhealthy.) 

Nicole probably called him the sweetest of nicknames, called him ‘my love’, ‘my dear’, ‘the light of my life’ while Isaac would say ‘dude’ after getting married with 2 kids. 

5 months ago

“Are you shitting me?” Could be an alternative with the right tone.

its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

Its Always "pissing Me Off" And Never "pooping Me Off". Now Why Is That?
5 months ago

the lies of P and P the Liar!

this are 9 or 7 months old? Maybe? I got Lies of P in march this year. Good times!

The Lies Of P And P The Liar!
The Lies Of P And P The Liar!

This game had a grip on me for months, it was insane. I hope I can get the DLC. I didn’t use references here (shocker) and was at school when I did it. I graduated with good notes even though I spend most of my time either drawing, sleeping or zoning out.

The Lies Of P And P The Liar!
The Lies Of P And P The Liar!

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1 month ago
The Marker Can Have Crazy Uncalled For Effects

The marker can have crazy uncalled for effects


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8 months ago

Im not ovulating anymore, why is evrything so not hot? Wheres the sexy??? :(?

6 months ago

NSFW—doom guy and some girl that’s totally not me lmao

this is a drawing with reference. It looks good enough doesn’t it?

NSFW—doom Guy And Some Girl That’s Totally Not Me Lmao

Here are two drawings without reference which are just porn, I think. Sex. A drawing of coupling between two bipedal beings.

NSFW—doom Guy And Some Girl That’s Totally Not Me Lmao
NSFW—doom Guy And Some Girl That’s Totally Not Me Lmao

like… the difference is outstanding. I know I should use reference but I still don’t. If you squint your eyes enough you can ignore the anatomical issues. Anyway. There’s that.


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6 months ago

I’m going to cry I want the Isaac Clarke Fortnite skin 🥺🥺😔

Who thought it was a good idea to make 12 dollars? Why was it not in the store?!??!??!?!!?!🦅🫸🦅🦅🦅😫


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8 months ago

I need a gf just to talk about weird, freaky things and maybe have very deep, emotional bonds with is that too much to ask? 🥺


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Have a good morning and afternoon and night!! I’m 19. I mostly put stuff about my thoughts. Isaac Clarke (dead space) has me on a grip. A bit of fan art or my own.

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