Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 35 Or 36

barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little

“he’s evil and a death eater!”

okay yeah?? and??

he’s played by david tennant. even if i WASN’T a marauders fan i’d support all his rights and wrongs

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 31

Regulus: I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack full blast in my headphones

Pandora: movie soundtrack? Or the original

Regulus: movie… I like Ariana grande

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 11

Remus: what’s an awesome sound?

Sirius: um… gargling

Remus: I meant like music