“he’s Evil And A Death Eater!”

James: People would rather top a twink than stop and think

Peter: Look in the mirror

Every time someone posts poly marauders and includes Peter, an angel gains its wings

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh

James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.

After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

My introduction!

Hi I’m Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind 🙏

I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl

My TikTok has some crap edits so… be warned 🥀

My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.