Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 24

The Marauders listening to Another One Bites the Dust in 1980 when it came out, oblivious to how it forshadows their future

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

actual tears running down my face

James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Lily: I’d walk past you and hope you get Stepped on.

James: *starts tearing up*

Sirius: *senses soemthing is wrong, starts bolting to the common room crashing through many walls and floors*

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAMES!

Sirius: I would still love you if you were a worm! Infact I would give you a little home with other worm friends and feed you

Lily: you’d make him compost?

Sirius and James pureblood mindset: what is compost?

wait this just changed something in me

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

sirius “and I can go anywhere I want / anywhere I want, just not home” black

regulus “and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad / I have a lot of regrets about that” black

james “I can change everything about me to fit in” potter

remus “i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you would haunt all of my what-ifs / the smell of smoke would hang around this long 'cause I knew everything when i was young” lupin

sirius “i didn't know if you'd care if i came back / i have a lot of regrets about that” black

regulus “and if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too” black

james “and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself / a million little times” potter

remus “I'm still a believer but I don't know why / i’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” lupin

barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little