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Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am

I ship Ronance and Jancy the same way I ship Jily and Jegulus.

I think both pairings are cute but I would go out of my way to read a Ronance/Jegulus fic where as if a fic I’m reading has jancy or jily, I’ll be like “awe cute” and move on. I love them both and their love can coexist in my brain for all I care

I need everyone to know that Sybill Trelawney is a descendant of somebody named Cassandra canonically and the only reason why she got an interview with Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts is because he knew this.

Nobody believed that Sybill had the second sight and Dumbledore was going to scrap divinations after Hogwarts all together (because being a seer is extremely rare) but Sybill asked if she could work there and he gave her an interview only because he knew about Cassandra and it was during that interview that she gave the prophecy of the chosen one. She was then offered to job at Hogwarts as protection.

Now to my knowledge it's never stated if Cassandra was the Cassandra of Troy but considering how Sybill is treated exactly like she is i'll say it's possible and what i'm going with personally

All this to say imma need y'all to start giving Sybill Trelawney the attention and respect she deserves (and start editing her to Cassandra by Taylor Swift)

Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me 🫶)

James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad

Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better

Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.

Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.

Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but don’t keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting

Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald

Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didn’t just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, that’s why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,

Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and that’s why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasn’t really like that, it’s his dad’s fault.

Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the “manlier stuff” (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time

Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

give barty crouch jr a tramp stamp cowards.

Moony toast as clay!!!! I had a mars bar too but I gave it to a friend!

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut