I have a headcanon that if Soldier 76 ever settled into suburban life he’d go full midwestern dad. Like if you walk past his house at 4 in the morning you can expect to find him on the front porch in his underwear and tactical visor holding a BB gun aimed at a pile of peanuts. The squirrels are driving him crazy.
Soldier: I’ve got you in my sights now, you hairy little fuck.
~Bambi
Um,,, so chile anyway-
The LGBT portion of this fandom is super toxic and has to accept the fact that straight people exist and have rights. I’m really offended by that confession about Luther being gay. I understand that it’s a headcanon but why does a character have to be gay for you to like them? When will the rampant straight erasure in this fandom end? :(
Yep, thanks to a past girlfriend
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My friend: you're not gay, you're straight as a ruler Me: *grabs their ruler and bends it* Friend: point taken
Nya: you know jay, I think I like you
Jay: *turns to her* oh.. You do *internal celebration*
Nya: you know, like a friend *pats his shoulder*
Jay: oh... *internal screaming*
Jay & Nya: *kissing*
Nya: *parts* why do your lips taste weird?
Jay: *tries being sassy* well why do your lips taste like Cole's?
Cole: excuse me *looks up from phone*
Nya: how would you know?
Jay: I don't... *dark red*
Pros:
Hella pretty
Hella good food
Hella nice people
Also hella cute animals
And most importantly, its hella cozy and you know everyone because its so small(*cough cough* not the state I mean the communities *cough cough*)
We get some pretty small events, like a giant pride picnic every pride month(at least where I live)
Cons
Its cold and dark 50% of the year
And the other 50% its bright until midnight
Tourist season is awkward and you cant get anywhere without seeing a brightly dressed tourist
Pollen fucking everywhere, theres clouds of this satan dust blowing off the mountain
Snow doesnt melt until March-April
Bears are adorable fluffy assholes, they will stalk your trash and break it open like a peanut
Schools are low budget like seriously so much shit has been cut due to budget issues
Salmon spawning is both interesting and terrible, take your dog to the beach during spawning season. They be smelling like dead fish for weeks
Oh yeah, earthquakes are a thing
That's it for now. Dont get me wrong I love my little community(Juneau) but as someone who lived in a big city for 2 years believe me when I say Alaska is a "tiny" yet cozy state
(Umbrella academy) Luther isn't that big of an Asshole
The worse the explanation, the better.
You have no fuckin' idea how long it took me to remember where he's from. Its from that one Alvin and the chipmunks halloween special(that I also owned on DVD)
Kinda been thinking about... him...💕
I am still a minor. I will not hesitate to block and report porn blogs
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