Oh No!!!!!!!

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

Me, the entirety of season 2:

Is it bad that I actually love this?

Because of the tf/mlp crossover we are just one step away from optimus prime saying everypony

Okay but like, Dolphins would be the chillest people on the planet if they were human

Hear me out, Dolphins dont give a fuck, they've been known to get high using puffer fish, they can have sexual relations with OTHER SPECIES(yes that includes humans), dolphins have been known to masturbate and have homosexual activities. They also have been known to play with other species, make bubble rings, play pass with eachother and even harass birds by pulling them into the water with no intention of eating them. They also be cute as hell, I mean come on they are adorable

What’s so bad about periods

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

I feel so betrayed right now

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

I'm doing this to show an idiot in my school, reblog if boys can wear pink and girls can wear blue

Georgia Aquarium

Wow, sea lion Neptune can really dance.

I have a headcanon that if Soldier 76 ever settled into suburban life he’d go full midwestern dad. Like if you walk past his house at 4 in the morning you can expect to find him on the front porch in his underwear and tactical visor holding a BB gun aimed at a pile of peanuts. The squirrels are driving him crazy.

Soldier: I’ve got you in my sights now, you hairy little fuck.

~Bambi