FL4K The Beastmaster

2020 TF Pride icon set one! Feel free to use :)

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

this is, in fact, a luther hate free zone!! he's a dumbass, but he's a traumatized dumbass!! thank u, next

my ferret has anime eyes

The mashup you never thought would work

"Geez boss, again with the anime sparkles?"

"Oh shut up Sans, these sparkles strike fear in my enemies souls"

twitter replies always full of gems

Aidan Gallagher has a great voice, y'all are just mean-

Thats right, I said what I said. I listened to his music and honestly its great. There's defiantly room for improvement but over all he has a beautiful voice and shows great potential. But he's 16 years old, he's still learning and I want him to continue making music. Comments are turned off on his videos which I can only guess is because people keep spamming him with rude and mean comments. Even if you dont like him that doesnt mean you can shit on his work and make fun of him. His music isnt perfect obviously in fact here are some of my critiques as a singer myself

My main criticism is that he over stylizes his singing voice, he sings in cursive basically and it does get a little bit on my nerves but he's learning. He's still a kid and that's just how he sings, give him time and he'll learn to grow out of it, hell I used to sing like that. Thats really all I have to say on fixing his music

Now we get onto people not liking his personality or just,, him in general. You dont have to like him but good lord, once again I point out that he is still 16 and in fact, he's my fucking age. Just be nicer to the kid because god damn some of y'all are being total pricks. Have some picks of our boy because I said so